What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

What do you call an Italian Yeti?

A Spaghyeti!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink?

Type Eh.

What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

Doin Jokes More Doin Jokes

Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "