What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

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Whatcha doin?

Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "