What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What the difference between a feminist and a knife?

A knife has a point.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.