A church bell peals from the steeple.
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P
Cyprus the bell !
They'd rather give each other a ring.