Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists