Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do chickens go to church?

To get to the other side

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

Wi Fi Jokes More Wi Fi Jokes

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Invisible Power Jokes More Invisible Power Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists