Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Holy water!
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Because only two parties exist for the whole country
She was always using fowl language.
banned from the petting zoo...
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
