Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What do you call a circus full of mean people?

A jerkus.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.