Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

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Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin