Washington Dc Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

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Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.