Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

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Why is there very little honey in Belgium?

Because there is only one B in Belgium

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a nutritionist who sidelines as an automotive journalist?

A carb-o-rater

How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'?

Four. O, double-u and e.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

Washington Dc Jokes More Washington Dc Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.