A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
To loot the pharmacy on the other side
Where monkeys sleep.
Tibet.
They both have ornamental balls
A brain sturgeon.
The operating system
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.