A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
Tom Cruise
A Meringueutan
A S C E T I C
A monascary
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.
With a monk key.