What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

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How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

Why are bad jokes like dead babies?

Usually, something went wrong with the delivery.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

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What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.