Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.