Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

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Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.