Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !