Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

too many cheetahs