Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !