Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.