Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !