Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.