Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.