What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!