What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)