What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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There is nothing left too loose.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment