What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.