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A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
They don't have time.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
It ain't hard.
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
Because the stalks are all ears.
I was 10 years old yesterday.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Wild Twerky!
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