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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Straight jack it.
They both lost jack.
Natural logs.
Kurt and Rod
Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!
Autumn Leaves.
Because Santa came early this year.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Stoner!
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
He invested before it was cool.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
He knows where the naughty girls live.
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.