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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
A pair of ducks.
Because England was discovered before the USA !
Wild Twerky!
He wanted their soles.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
Because Santa came early this year.
It didn't Snowden.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
His portrait only need one nail
Coincidence on 34th Street
Cancer. :(
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.
By selling your guitar.
