COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Legen-dairy*
A ladder in her stocking !
Because his family had stock in the company.
A good in-vest-ment
Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Because chicken came to his side.
Michael Jackson.
COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Ho, tell me where my money is!
You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.
Hangovers go away!
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Autumn Leaves.
Because Santa came early this year.
Beanstalking.
Jacks on Jacks off
