How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What are the loneliest elements?

The noble gases, because they can't form bonds