How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ?

Bond to succeed !

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.