How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

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What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!