How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James