Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

hey zeus!"

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.