Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs