Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.