Too many cheetahs
Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.
Because it's always spotted.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
Tigers have stripes.
Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.
A college student.
