Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the dash say when he failed his exam?

I underscored."

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.