Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Exam Jokes More Exam Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!