Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion "