Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !