Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

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What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.