Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.