Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside