How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.