How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

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What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.