Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What do you call a black guy at college?

A miracle. Edit: I've hidden this post as I realized it was stupid and too offensive. I'm sorry, it was overly racist.

What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Where is the worst place to play hide and seek in a hospital?

In the I.C.U.

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

What do you call an accurate dog?

Spot-on.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.