Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

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Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.