Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player?

Ask them if they play league.

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How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

What's a composer's favourite childhood game?

Haydn seek.

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)