Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo?

Well done, old Jap.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)