Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !