Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Apparently, not here

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

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What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)