Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Who is the hardest person to find in hide and seek?

Daniel Morcombe

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.