Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Where can you find a mormon horse?

Salt Lick City.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.