Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

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What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"