Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

Examine Jokes More Examine Jokes

What's the worst feeling when getting your prostate examined?

Both of the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"