What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a Tungsten Holmium compound with a Doctorate?

Doctor WHo

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

How was the surgery?

surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.