What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How you're feeling now?

Patient: I'm feeling lonely with chill girl and 60 other persons

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.