What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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How was the surgery?

surgery? But... was this not an autopsy???!!!

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.