What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Surgery Jokes More Surgery Jokes

What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.