What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News?

alt right

Decline Jokes More Decline Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!