What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"