What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"