Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.