Decline Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus. I'll see myself out.

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Biker Jokes More Biker Jokes

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How do you keep your dog young for longer?

Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.