The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Suture self!
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Insufficient funds.
Cause he been solo.
He was just two tired.
Ares.
A small arms dealer.
Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
A barber!
At least one group can grow a beard.
They hold a runoff election.
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
A sense of humor.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
You got the Wong guy.
Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
