Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.