Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter