Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.