Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What's a hippies favourite food?

Peas, man.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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Which country do doctors hate?

any

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor