Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which country do doctors hate?

any

What did Olivia Newton-John say to her doctor?

Lets get physical!