Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well