Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.