Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.