Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.