Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"