Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.