What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes More Martin Luther King Jr. Day Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.