What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What's the difference between a tumblrite and a coprolite?

Their age.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.