What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.