What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!