What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

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What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!