What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

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If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.