Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.
They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free ...... lmao
Paddy o' Furniture
Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!
So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.
Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!