What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the spider land on the keyboard?

She wanted a new website.