What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.