What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast