What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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the steaks were too high.