What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me"

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.