Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.