Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What do you call a white slave?

Whipped cream.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.