Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
He gets there before the hair...
Mint conditioner.
Whipped cream.
Because slavery is over
Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.