What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How do you make an epileptic dance?

Throw a flashbang into the room.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?

Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.