What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.