What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song?

All Apologies

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.