What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

What's your birth certificate?

An apology from the condom factory!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!