What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian?

A Can't-adian!

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.