Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.