Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!