Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!