Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

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Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.