Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Maple Leafs Jokes More Maple Leafs Jokes

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!