What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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They never expect a ring

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Making them!!!

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.