What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.