What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What's the best thing about twenty three year old's?

They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

What did the glue taste tester say?

Mmmmm.