Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

What is French Super Mario's favorite board game?

Le Ouija

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What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them