Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.