Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ?

Bologna & cheese !

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

French Fry Jokes More French Fry Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!