What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What is the favorite number of french potheads?

80

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.