What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?

Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: