What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Grey Poupon Jokes More Grey Poupon Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk?

You're gonna be pooped after this.