What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.

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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get when your Grey Poupon dries out?

An upper crust.