What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work?

A firequacker

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Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

What do you call a group of bankers?

A Wunch