What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

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What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!