College Student Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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