What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

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Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.