What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

What does person with Alzheimer's call What Are You Wearing Today?

What Am I Wearing Today

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.