What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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They both need natural light to survive!