What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.