How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How do you tell if someone is ticklish?

Testicles.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"