How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

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What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies?

Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

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Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

How do you find a vegan at your dinner party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.