Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call two blondes in a canoe?

A: Fur traders.

What do you call a Redhead who dyes her hair Blonde?

TransGinger

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Sperm Bank Jokes More Sperm Bank Jokes

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest