Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job