Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.