What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

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Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job