Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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Why was C afraid ?

Because other alphabets were

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system