Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

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Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.

What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

A: Learning from your mistakes.

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere