Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere