Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me."

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.