Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere