Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.