Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system