Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

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Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !

Somalia Jokes More Somalia Jokes

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

What is the population of Somalia ?

About 10kg (22 lbs).