Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Clothes-minded.

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A man with unfinnished buisness.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.