Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

A: Because it was a total rip-off.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.