What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.