A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."
Two. One to cut and one to glue
M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.
Just sayin.
Her anti-depressants.