What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

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What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.