What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.