What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Why does a dentist seem moody?

Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

What is stronger than Ronda Rousey?

Her anti-depressants.