Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
All their supporters are home with sick kids
2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!