Supporter Jokes

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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Hillary Supporter Jokes More Hillary Supporter Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

removed

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

Bench Jokes More Bench Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Hobo Jokes More Hobo Jokes

What makes a little bit of sense, but you'll never understand?

Hobos

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

Nothing.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim ganglord with a penchant for Noodles?

Ramendon

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.