All their supporters are home with sick kids
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
The NBA
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.
Two. Obviously.
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
To avoid debating Bernie Sanders
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
You're a lizard Harry!"
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Bison.
Don't look I am changing
Toucan
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
A HISSSSStorian.
Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:
Not enough minerals.