Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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What spell does harry Potter use on halloween?

Spoopify

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.