Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What is called a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone with no dressing.

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

What do call it when actor Charles Dance tries to flirt?

Dance moves.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad