Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline

What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching