Harry Potter Fan Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)

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Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

Flirt Jokes More Flirt Jokes

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

How do you flirt with a calligraphist?

Say, "You have pretty I's!"

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What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes More Bernie Sanders ' Supporter Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.